Thursday, March 26, 2009

Do you like big melons?

Tell me who don't love boobs? I am fond of boobs. However, the boobs pictures below are way too big and hot for me to handle. Hahaha. Actually I'm pretty sure that those melons are fake. Given the change, I don't think I can even catch it with both my hands.


Big anot?

Watermelon sold in the supermarket also lose out!

Don't wet your PC, ok?

No hands below your table, okay? kekeke

If you put your face in between, sure die of breathing difficulty!

And I found this awesome video for you!!

Don't simply poke! Wakakakaka!

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Poking in the wrong hole

In Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble. Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park. The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.

He panicked and called the police to help him. When police arrive they found Xian stuck face down where he had been stuck for some time. When doctors arrived on the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood, but the penis was so swollen that they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital.

4 painful hours later, Doctors finally separated Xian from his bench. Doctors stated that if he had been stuck for even an hour longer, they would have had to remove his penis.

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Chimp play mommy to white tiger cubs

Two white tigers were separated from their mother and a chimp came to the rescue. He became surrogate mom and playmate to the cubs, even helping with bottle feeding, according to the source. But here's the truly amazing part. He does this all the time, having raised leopard and lion cubs. I would call this a different kind of love. What do ya think?

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

A meaningful story to share with you

A little story we should learn from here.

Once upon a time, a contractor who had made a fortune building homes, told his supervisor of 35 years, "I'm going to build one last house and u will build it for me because I'll be gone for a year" He asked the supervisor to use the best material -- money is no consideration ..make it the greatest house he has ever built. Having given these instructions , the contractor left.

The supervisor thought that this was a great opportunity to make a fortune .He used the cheapest material inside but made the house look beautiful form outside. After a year ,the contractor returned, he inspected the house and asked the supervisor what he thought of the house .

The supervisor replied "it's the best house I've ever built"


MORAL of this story is we should develop a high standard of personal ethics ....and always do the right things, even if no one is watching us.

Friday, March 6, 2009

Difference between Wife &Girlfriend

Some people say:
Wife is a HARIMAU ...............
Girlfriend is HARI HARI MAU...

And some say:
Wife is like TV, Girlfriend is like Handphone (HP)
At home watch TV, Go out bring HP.
No money, sell TV. Got money change HP.
Sometimes enjoy TV but most of the time play with HP.

TV free for life but HP, if you don't pay, the services will be terminated.
TV is big, bulky and most of the time old but HP, is cute, slim, curvy and very portable at any time.
Operational cost for TV is often acceptable but for HP is high and often demanding.
Most Important, TV got remote but HP doesn’t have.
Last but not least.......
TV do not have virus but HP have VIRUS......
Once get it, HABIS LAH.
So better choose TV lah!! Hahaha

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Welcome to the nudist colony

A man joined a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he took off his clothes and started to wander around the area to look see. A gorgeous petite blonde with big boobs walked by, and the man immediately got an erection.

The woman noticed his erection, came over to him and asked, did you call for me?
The man replied, 'No, what do you mean?

She said, You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that if you get an erection, it implies you called for me. Smiling, she lead him to the side of the swimming pool, laid down on a towel eagerly pulled him to her and happily let him have his way with her.

Later, the man continued to explore the colony's facilities. He entered the sauna and as he sat down, he farted. Within seconds a huge, hairy man lumbered out of the steam room toward him.
'Did you call for me?' asked the hairy man. No, what do you mean? replied the newcomer.

You must be new here answered the hairy man, 'It's a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for me.' The huge man easily spun him around, put him over a bench and had his way with the newcomer.

The newcomer staggered back to the colony office where he was greeted by a smiling, naked receptionist. May I help you?' she asked. 'Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the $500 membership fee.'

'But, Sir,' she replied, 'you've only been here a few hours. You haven't had a chance to see all our facilities.' Listen lady, I'm 68 years old. I only get an erection once a month, but I fart 15 times a day. I'm outta here.'