Announcements for the Ahbengs

The other day I posted a conversation at the check in counter at the airport. This time round, I've found something new for you. However, if you Ahbengs from Singapore touch down and landed in Bangkok, be prepared for this announcement to welcome you. I'm not a Singaporean tho but forgive me for putting this up. I don't know why someone recorded this for the Ahbengs.

Ahbengs who are from Singapore are given 4 choices to decide if he want to visit Bangkok...that is:- Turn Left, Turn Right, Go straight or lastly Turn back. Click on to listen as to why they are given these 4 choices!

The apple tree story

Take a look at an apple tree. There might be five hundred apples on the tree, but each apple has just ten seeds. That's a lot of seeds! We might ask, "Why would you need so many seeds to grow just a few more apple trees?" Nature has something to teach us here. It's telling us: "Not all seeds grow. In life, most seeds never grow. So if you really want to make something happen, you had better try more than once."This might mean:

1· You'll attend twenty interviews to get one job.

2· You'll interview forty people to find one good employee.

3· You'll talk to fifty people to sell one house, one car, one vacuum cleaner, one insurance policy, or a business idea.

4· And you might meet a hundred acquaintances just to find one special friend.When we understand the "Law of the Seed", we don't get so disappointed.We stop feeling like victims. We learn how to deal with things that happen to us. Laws of nature are not things to take personally. We just need to understand them - and work with them.

IN A NUTSHELL Successful people fail more often. But they plant more seeds.When Things Are Beyond your control, here's something that you must NOT DO so as to avoid misery in your life:

- You must not decide how you think the world SHOULD be.
- You must not make rules for how everyone SHOULD behave.

- Then, when the world doesn't obey your rules, you get angry- That's what miserable people do! On the other hand, let's say you expect that:-

Friends SHOULD return favors.
- People SHOULD appreciate you.
- Planes SHOULD arrive on time.
- Everyone SHOULD be honest.
- Your husband or best friend SHOULD remember your birthday.These expectations may sound reasonable. But often, these things won't happen!

- So you end up frustrated and disappointed.
- There's a better strategy. Demand less, and instead, have preferences!- For things that are beyond your control, tell yourself:

- "I would prefer "A", but if "B" happens, it's OK too!"This is really a change in mindset. It is a shift in attitude, and it gives you more peace of mind ...You prefer that people are polite ... but when they are rude, it doesn't ruin your day.You prefer sunshine...but if it rains, it is ok too!To become happier, we either need to change the world or change our thinking. It is easier to change our Thinking!

In summary,It is not the problem that is the issue, but rather it is your attitude attending to the problem that is the problem.It's not what happens to you that determine your happiness. It's how you think about what happens to you!

Check-in counter at the airport

Believe me that working at the check-in counter at the airport can be fun at times because you'll be facing quite a lot of new faces mostly. You can see different kinds of characters from different age groups. Some are friendly and some are nasty. It can be stressful at times if the customer you are facing is very demanding and asking many questions.

I don't think I will ever want to work at the check-in counter at the airport after listening to the conversation below. Hahaha. Just kidding. Happy listening.

A song for the penis

Dear Penis...I don't think I like you anymore,
You used to watch me shave,
Now all you do is stare at the floor!

Oh dear penis...
I don't like you anymore,
It used to be you and me, a paper towel and a dirty magazine,
That's all we needed to get by...

Now it seems thing have changed,
And I think that you're the one to blame.
Dear Penis, I don't like you anymore,

He says...Dear Rodney,
I don't think I like you anymore,
cuz..when you get to drinking,
You put me places I've never been before,

Dear Rodney, I don't like you anymore,
Why can't we just get a grip on our man-to-hand relationship?
And come to term with truly how we feel,

If we put our heads together,
We'd just stay home forever,
Dear Penis
I think I like you after all,
Oh and Rodney...while you shavin....shave my balls!!!!






Song sang by RodneyCarrington.com.

Something we can learn from this story

Once upon a time, a contractor who had made a fortune building homes, told his supervisor of 35 years, "I'm going to build one last house and you will build it for me because I'll be gone for a year" He asked the supervisor to use the best material he can get thus money is no problem. He told the supervisor to make it the greatest house he has ever built. Having given these instructions , the contractor left.

The supervisor thought that this was a great opportunity to make a fortune. He used the cheapest material inside but made the house look beautiful form outside. After a year ,the contractor returned, he inspected the house and asked the supervisor what he thought of the house .

The supervisor replied "it's the best house I've ever built"

THE CONTRACTOR HANDED OVER THE DEED TO HIM AND SAID ....THIS IS MY PARTING GIFT TO U"


MORAL of this story is we should develop a high standard of personal ethics ....and always do the right things, even if no one is watching us.

Don't play with stun-gun

Do you know that a stun-gun is a dangerous weapon? It can generate high voltage, low amperage electric charge that can stun faint a person in matter of seconds. In another words, this means that the charge has a lot of pressure behind it. In my country, owing one of this stun-gun will lead me to many years behind bars.

Many of the bad bandits, robbers, car jackers, rapists and many more uses this stun-gun to attack a person for his personal gain. When triggered this stun-gun, the intensity and charge passes into the victim's body through heavy clothing and skin are of high voltage. However, this following video is about a Numb-nuts also using a similar stun-gun to test it on his balls with the help of his friend of course. Is this guy insane or what?

Handle energy saving bulbs with care

The new eco-friendly bulbs contain toxic mercury (picture posed by model).
Energy-saving light bulbs are so dangerous that everyone must leave the room for at least 15 minutes if one falls to the floor and breaks.

The startling alert came as health experts also warned that toxic mercury inside the bulbs can aggravate a range of problems including migraines and dizziness. And a leading dermatologist said tens of thousands of people with skin complaints will find it hard to tolerate being near the bulbs as they cause conditions such as eczema to flare up..

The Department for Environment warned shards of glass from broken bulbs should not be vacuumed up but instead swept away by someone wearing rubber gloves to protect them from the bulb ' s mercury content. In addition, it said care should be taken not to inhale any dust and the broken pieces should be put in a sealed plastic bag for disposal at a council dump ?not a normal household bin. None of this advice, however, is printed on the packaging the new-style bulbs are sold in. There are also worries over how the bulbs will be disposed of.

Reason to keep your liver in good condition

Good rest and sound sleep is very important... if u don't sleep well, The toxic in your body will accumulate thus affecting your health and your mood.


The main causes of liver damage are:

1. Sleeping too late and waking up too late are the main cause.

2. Not urinating in the morning.

3. Too much eating.

4. Skipping breakfast.

5. Consuming too much medication.

6. Consuming too much preservatives, additives, food coloring, and artificial sweetener.

7. Consuming unhealthy cooking oil. As much as possible reduce cooking oil when frying which includes even the best cooking oils like olive oil. Do not consume fried foods when you are tired, except if the body is very fit.

8. Consuming overly done foods also add to the burden of liver. Veggies should be eaten raw or cooked 3-5 parts. Fried veggies should be finished in one sitting.

Good luck and good health.