Ancestors

A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race appear?" The mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was all mankind made."



Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.. The father answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.




The confused girl returned to her mother and said, "Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?" The mother answered, "Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his."

Why surgeon are highly paid

A mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon in his shop, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come to take a look at his car.

The mechanic shouted across the garage,

'Hello Doctor! Please come over here for a minute.'

The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic.

The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked argumentatively,

'So doctor, look at this. I also open hearts, take valves out, grind 'em, put in new parts, and when I finish, this will work as a new one. So how come you get the big money, when you and me
is doing basically the same work? '

The doctor leaned over and whispered to the mechanic ........niamahfulat!!...try to do when the engine is running!!!

One drink per person

In the last company picnic, management decided that, due to economy uncertainty issues, we could have alcohol, but only limited to one (1) drink per person.

I was fired for ordering the cups....