One Sunday morning

A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning.

He said 'Today, in church, I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach. Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn that comes to your mind' the pastor shouted out 'CROSS.'

Immediately the congregation started singing in unison, 'THE OLD RUGGED CROSS.'

The pastor hollered out 'GRACE.' The congregation began to sing 'AMAZING GRACE, how sweet the sound.' The pastor said 'POWER.' The congregation sang 'THERE IS POWER IN THE BLOOD.'

The Pastor said 'SEX' The congregation fell into total silence.
Everyone was in shock. They all nervously began to look around at each other afraid to say anything.

Then all of a sudden, way from in the back of the church,
A little old 87 year old grandmother stood up and began to sing 'MEMORIES.'

Port Dickson

I don’t know about you but most of the time I will travel to Port Dickson during the weekends with my family for a short break. Port Dickson is a popular local beach and holiday destination situated about 32 km from Seremban and 90 km from Kuala Lumpur. It is located in the state of Negeri Sembilan in Peninsular Malaysia.




If you wanted to visit Port Dickson, there are plenty of 5 Stars beach resorts for hotel bookings. As for budget travelers, there are also budget hotels and accommodation bookings too. I found out that the people there are warm and friendly.

Although during the weekends, this little PD town is packed with holiday seekers people traveled from far to taste the fresh seafood in Port Dickson.

Perfect planning is always essential.

One Night 4 college students were playing till late night and could not study for the test which was scheduled for the next day.

In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tire of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.

So the Dean said they could have the re-test after 3 days. They
thanked him and said they would be ready by that time.

On the third day they appeared before the Dean. The Dean said that as this was a Special Condition Test, all four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test. They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days.

The Test consisted of 2 questions with a total of 100 Marks.

See Below for the question Paper

Q.1. Your Name........ ......... ......... (2 MARKS)

Q.2.. which tire burst? (98 MARKS)

a) Front Left

b) Front Right

c) Back Left

d) Back Right

Two types of YOGA

Yoga is a healing system of theory and practice. It is a combination of breathing exercises, physical postures, and meditation that has been practiced for more than 5,000 years. In a recent survey conducted by myself I have came to the conclusion that there are two types of Yoga. As you can see from the first picture the uncle is performing an ancient yoga but the other one lower below is the current yoga!! hahahaha

Want to learn something?

Hey, got this from a friend today. There are lots of mix goodies I would like to share it with you. It is quite interesting. I'm sure you'll find it interesting. Got lots of pictures to see and at the same time learn something.




The liquids inside young coconuts can be use as substitute for Blood Plasma.



Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crash.



No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.



I burned more colories sleeping than sitting there watching TV. You believe anot?



The King of Heart is the only King without a moustache.



Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.



The first product to have a BAR code was Wrigley's gum.



Walt Disney was afraid of Mice wan.



It is possible to lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs. True anot?



My dentist has recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.



Turtle can breathe through their butt!! Wakakaka

and finally I show you one secret which you have not seen before in your entire life. My friend Yinsi Yat practices riding a bike like that. Shhhh!!! you dun go tell him ok? We all quite-quite see. Hehehehe...Nih









Wakaakakaka

The current economic situation today

Do you think the cartoons say it all at this current economic situation today?



Where is the profit when today people are selling organic apples still at five cents?




Although gas prices has dropped but many corporate companies are making huge losses and cutting off staffs. Unemployment is at the high point now! sigh!!!!




Many banks are at bailout stage and has no money to lend.